10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen