10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.