10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- im going to 2 out you to death