10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth