10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "No river, no fish."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers