10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is for loners.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --