10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from