10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?