10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament