10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves