10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow