10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth