10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• im going to 2 out you to death
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.