10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.