10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack