10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.