10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'