10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.