10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---