10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...