10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph