10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."