10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright