10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.