10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986