10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom