10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.