10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.