10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs