10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes