10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.