10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Fold and live to fold again
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.