10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.