10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.