10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"