10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson