10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is