10 Random Poker Quotes
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- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.