10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs