10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.