10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "No river, no fish."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz