10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.