10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.