10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.