10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is for loners.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Welcome to kicker school
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm