10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz