10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.