10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.