10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear