10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer